skiped class for pre test

Today I skip my class go for pre test. Usually I have to go for my class but now.. Err...... Very shit driving!!! == Every time also give that uncle diao!!!  =='' He keep scolding me!! That is not my fault is the car really gt problem. And I had met a girl who was working in airline, is a malay girl, name Sara, if I not wrong. By the way, she is a very nice person and keep calling me relax when i drove... LOL 

Don't say this!! Damn anger at that time!! And.. I going back home by bus and when I want go infront sat down, the 2 guys very ungentleman, seeing I want go infront to sat that place, he sat down!!! Not a real man!!! No jiao jiao!!!  XDDD 

Then got 1 malay woman went out from the bus, I saw her underwear.. LOL is blue same with hers T-Shirt... LMAO (I'm not that porn!!!  =='' ) And another malay fat woman also went down from the bus.. When she went down, I saw her legging on the tights their have a hole!!  XDD I sat at that place laugh so loudly, those peoples in the bus must though I have mental problem.. Hahahahahaha~~ But it was too funny!!!

Then when i back home,  my friends have a call to me, a phone call from office.. 

Mino: Darling.. Where are you?? Are your test pass? 

Me: pre test only, scare what?? But I so panic and nervous.. 

TeakWon: Baby... got miss me???? 

Me: yerr...... you feel so disgusting!!

TaekWon: Where gt.. come.. give me a kiss.. muaxx.. 

SiJin: don't talk with he.. He today didn't eat medicine, got mental problem!!!

Me: hahahahhahahahahahaha~~~ Mad Teakwon... stupid la he.. 

Mino: me leh me leh?? i also wan your kiss.. today no your kiss i feel uncomfortable.. 

Me: ==''' u go jiak sai la!!!

Kevin: you seem like teaching us the wrong language.. 

Me: tak ada!!
Kevin: Joel.. What meaning is tak ada already ar? (asking Joel) 

Joel: nope.

Kevin: ooiiii!!! Did you really know that??? 

Joel: that meaning is nope la!! ( seem like unpatient).. 

>>> Joel is the one Japanese mix Korean and Kevin is the Italian mix Korea<<<<<

Me: you all enough d ar?? I want off lo... 

Sijin: you both don't ki siao at there.. 

me: you mau mati ar??

Sijin: you admit it.. I didn't mean!!  and I don;t want die first!! 

and then.... Uncle John coming... 

Uncle John: Gwen.. did you pass it??

Me: yes! But this is not the real test.. real test still need to wait 2weeks.. 

Uncle John: skip the class again??? 

Me: yes!!!! 

Mino: OHNO¬¬¬¬ Darling.. I miss you... 

Uncle John: you go away.. 

Me: uncle john.. ask Mino come.. 

Uncle John: why?? 

Me: just ask him come.. 

Uncle John: Mino... you darling calling you...

Mino: yes¬¬ my darling.. 

Me: I'm not your darling.. stupid.. pabo... 

Mino: u pabo la!! babi!!!

Me: babi..........................  ==''' when did you learn this word??? 

Mino: just now, watch tv.. 

Me: did  you know the meaning? 

Mino: yes!! pabo!! 

Me: =='''' sweat.................... it is not pabo la!!! it is dwaeji.... 

Mino: I know, I just say u pabo only.. 

Me: speechless... 

Taekwon: Need off.. Bye¬¬¬¬ 

Me: .............. (the phone already dududud) bye...