景嫣的爆笑课堂~

今天是景嫣的第一天测试课堂，所以是和朋友一起的。只不过却惹来了一阵笑话……

坐在后面和朋友聊到一半，无端端被教授说要看IC。==

看对白：

the lecturer pointing me and say: "awak dari negara luar ke?"
my respond:"apa you cakap?"
lecturer:" awak dari negara luara atau tidak?"
me:" sir nak tengok IC saya ke?"
the lecturer:" awak tak ada ajar!"
me:" u pun sama! saya tak ada ajar org apa apa la!"
the lecturer upset d:" awak..."
me:" sir, please don't speak malay to me!"
the lecturer:" i have nothing to say!"

 

然后，在那边画个plan还要被讲……

lecturer seeing my plan...
lecturer:" orang asing!"
me:" sir, i'm not an alien!"
lecturer:" nanti saya bagi semua org 1 assignment, awak buat 3 assignment bagi saya!"
me:" sir, unfair!"
lecturer:" just kidding!"
me:" sir, that was not funny, are you a kids?"
lecturer:" orang asing!"
me:" sir, now i just realize you are an alien!"
hahahhah.. the whole class laughing!! XDDDD
siao eh!!!!

 

然后，还无端端被那个Bryant说…… 

bryant:" you so pity.. need to do 3 assigments!"
me:" you fault!"
bryant:" why me?"
me:" cox you sitting beside me!"
bryant:" macam ini pun blh, u geng!"
lecturer pass by....
lecturer:" what is geng?"
bryant:" sir, you are chinese, don't tell me you don't know cantonese!"
lecturer:" tak tau!"
me:" sir, pls don't speak malay la! very sien leh!"
lecturer:" what is sien?"
me and bryant:" =='' jar dou!!"

然后，我跟Bryant完成那个plan了，就用电脑看MOA的东西，很不幸……

 looking for MOA... ...
lecturer:" apa ni?"
bryant:" MOA."
lecturer:" MOA? I just know MIA."
me:" sir, that is not fuuny."
LOL

然后，下课时间到，打算去吃寿司，阿Wayne还去问教授要不要一起去，结果得来的回应竟然是……

just now Wayne asking lecturer want go for lunch with us or not?
lecturer:" what lunch do you all having later?"
Wayne:" sushi."
lecturer:" sushi?? sashimi??"
Bryant:" correct!"
lecturer:" tak mau! saya bukan orang Jepun."
Wayne:" apa lecturer ini?"
lecturer:" manusia, orang Malaysia."
me:" orang asing, alien. itulah sir. "
lecturer:" itulah awak orang asing. muka pun macam orang asing."
me:" kurang ajar!"
lecturer:" apa u cakap saya kurang ajar?"
me:" bukan u. i cakap dia (pointing Bryant)."
lecturer:" jangan bagi saya dengar awak cakap saya kurang ajar, nanti saya halau awak."
me:" what is halau? i just know hello."
lecturer:" u memang orang asing."
me:" sir, u teruk betul."
lecturer:" macam u!"

 可以说，教授，你很废！！
现在回到课堂上继续上课，可这教授脸很黑，他讲笑话自己不会笑的，就是刚才，我不小心把颜色分错，结果：

lecturer: "Can you tell me what is this colour?" (poiting at me.)
me:" blue."
lecturer:" are you have colour blineded?"
me:" sir, girls are have no colour blinded including me."
lecturer:" then you mean I have colour blinded?"
me:" no sir. I didn't mean that, is you admit by yourself."
whole class laughing..... ..... ...
lecturer:"ok!! stop laughing, please pay attention!! you, tell me again what is this colour?"
me:" cyant."
lecturer:" good, you are not colour blinded again."
me:" i do not have colour blinded."
lecturer:" ok, you sit down, i know you are foreign."
me:" sir, i'm not!"
lecturer:" ok.. sit down foreign."
me:" =='' OS: diu!!"

这个就是景嫣的课堂，多么笑死！